
i’m really sorry

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
the thing
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame